If We Were In Charge
Hosts, Reuben Zimmerman and Josiah Barnes, rip apart bad movies in poetic fashion. Neither of them own any credibility or experience whatsoever in the movie world, but they believe themselves to be slightly funny, which unfortunately was enough to give them the confidence to create a podcast. Tune in weekly to get your dose of laughage, and hear all the opinions you never thought you wanted and definitely don't need. Because they will tell you exactly what they'd be doing...if they were in charge.
Episodes
27 episodes
R&J - Pet Car Wash
Shouldn't washing your pet be as easy as washing your car?? Well now it is!
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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2:48
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (ft. Tim Coning)
This movie has got to be one of the most disappointing releases OF MY LIFE! Talk about a flop. Hands down one of the only movies I truly think I could've been apart of and actually made it better. Look, I'm not trying to say I'm brilliant. I'm ...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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3:41:17
R&J - The True Universal Remote
Is your universal remote actually universal?? Nope. But ours is...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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5:46
Transformers (2007)
We're FINALLY back with another episode! And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking no one can take that much time off and still be relevant. But just watch! Transformers was a great movie when I was 7 and an idiot. But believe me, the cr...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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2:41:39
R&J - Bread Can't Wait
If you're a person, you like bread. If you like bread, you need our Bread Can't Wait. Voila. Buy it now.
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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3:14
R&J - Knock Knocks
If you enjoy life, then you'll enjoy a Knock Knock. If you don't enjoy life, then you need a Knock Knock. Knock knock. Who's there? Your stomach, so have a Knock Knock.
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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3:58
R&J - Emilio Ferrari's Guidebook to Hugging
The genius Emilio Ferrari is back at it again with another essential guide to living as a human. Purshase his guide to hugging today if you want your hugging to be a step above!
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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11:06
Predestination
Yes, yes, this is a movie and not a lecture on whether or not predestination is real. And you really should've realized that just based off this podcast. Really, no matter what though, you should listen to this episode. If you want a better qua...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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1:54:11
R&J - Emilio Ferrari's Guidebook to Kissing
If you've listened to our Leap Year episode then you know all about Emilio Ferrari and his extensive knowledge of kissing. But everyone could use a refresher because if you don't kiss like Mr. Emilio, then you might lose your woman!
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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10:04
R&J - Printing Press
Are you in need of some quick cash? Get the R&J money printing press today and solve those money problems! Earn that money!
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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4:12
The Adam Project: Part 2
Okay look, we promise this might be our final part twoer. But before you decide you're not a fan of us doing 4 hours on one movie, how about you listen to these episodes 2 or 3 times and if you're still not a fan, how about you just shut your t...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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1:57:41
The Adam Project: Part 1
Alright. Look. We know you don't want to listen to us for two whole episodes on one movie. But. We want you to listen to us for two whole episodes this week. Because trust us when we say this movie deserves it. So enjoy this episode of If We We...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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1:57:06
R&J - Bug Repellant
Here at R&J, we care about bugs that get on you and we are dedicated to getting them not on you. So take a spray, with R&J bug repellant today.
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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3:25
Lightyear
Our hopes were so high. SO high. But, we're not the ones making these movies, otherwise they'd be perfect. So tune in this week for another episode and hear our take on Lightyear! An unfortunate addition to the Pixar library.
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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2:01:56
Cheaper By The Dozen (2022)
This week, we realize the only thing "cheap" about this movie was the budget. Although we may have given R&J a little too much ad time, please enjoy this week's episode of If We Were In Charge!
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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2:20:27
Leap Year
This week, we ask questions such as, was this supposed to be a Hallmark movie? We learn the secret to kissing. And most importantly, we learn that if you're a woman with a man who won't commit, all you have to do is simply trap him in Ireland o...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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2:30:24
Mulan 2020 (ft. Tim Coning)
Look, everybody. I think we can all agree that Mulan was one of the best Disney movies. So that's why we don't know what quite happened with this remake. After removing everything that made the original what it was, they were just asking for a ...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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2:54:09
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
We apologize for the late upload but we promise it has been worth the wait. This week we have rant after rant for the worst of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Thanks for tuning in!
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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2:39:18
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (ft. Izayah Gibson)
This week we have no idea what anyone was thinking in Episode Vll of Star Wars. We might actually truly believe it'd be better if we were in charge! But let's face it, maybe we're better off sticking to a no budget podcast with "completely real...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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2:57:43
27 Dresses
Look, I get it, we all love a good rom-com. But as much as we may love them, what Josiah and I love even more is making fun of them to no end. So if you actually enjoy our dumb jokes, bad sarcasm, and overall stupidity, join us for this week's ...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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2:21:20
Morbius (ft. Timmy Kish)
This week, we're joined by Timmy Kish as we tear the movie Morbius limb from limb (is that too dark?). We attempt to answer questions such as why does Jared Leto keep trying superhero movies? Why on earth did Sony put this back in theaters? And...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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2:23:20